To Whom It May Concern at the Sugar-Free Popsicle Company,

Please make more purple popsicles.

Your box has a lovely picture showing three vibrant popsicles: blue, red, and purple.

My little one has learned to say the world purple. She proudly and slowly states, “I want pur-ple”. This has taken six months to learn with the support of three therapists with masters degrees.

There are only two purple popsicles in each box.  I now have 40 blue and red popsicles filling my freezer and one small child having a meltdown on the floor.

I beg of you.